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happy INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

2011-08-15T11:09:00.001+05:30

Celebrate India's Independence... HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL MY FELLOW INDIANS!!

Independence Day 2011!! SUPPORT ANNA!!

2011-08-15T10:25:00.003+05:30

Independence.. the word has a great meaning. It means 'i don't need anyone else for my survival'. On the same date, 15th August, 65 years back, in 1947, India got its liberty to say so.
It was after the long run of hardships and efforts made by the great souls of India. We, All the Indians, are in debt of these great souls for what we are today.

Who Am I?

Ask yourself this question.

You would find a funny answer, but asking this in great sense to your inner soul, u can see, u are nothing. Not a Bit, of the great souls.

At present, may be there are a few, but most of the common Indian people, don't care about the country. We act as diplomats, when situation favours we speak, and when it doesnot we just keep mum, to save our lives.

I started this blog for earnings. But today i see that I am an Indian, and I should do my bit as an Indian.

You would be confused why this article is put up? and what does it aim?

Actually this article, is for awakening all those who would read this, to come forward in unison and hold hands together to contribute for India's progress, India's Growth, Positive growth.

Hold hands to remove Corruption. Thats the burning topic in India right now. Don't you know it?

Anna Hazare, has taken the lead in this direction of Corruption free India. I really enjoy saying CORRUPTION FREE INDIA. It feels good. I support Anna.

If you are an Indian, please its my appeal, SUPPORT ANNA !!

laughter ride is easy to produce in a bunch of fools or intellectuals!!

2011-02-06T15:27:00.003+05:30

guys and gals, true to see and find a bunch of fools always keeps doing such stuff which make them go on a laughter ride.... but do the same is seen in intellectuals??????

but i find it interesting to notice the same in intellectuals ... who are more in comic talent than in topic with grave concern... even in topic of grave concern they can manage to make all laugh with good timing of their cracker-jokes.

this is truely possible ... and i will request everyone to please cultivate a simple habit...

it is not giving any answer in plain words when a person is in happy mood....try to insult them in a funny way (not insult actualy).... and you will find people having a laughter ride....

Farah to Coreograph Shahrukh!!

2010-12-19T18:19:00.007+05:30

Yes, thoroughly go through the topic for which i am writing.

Farah Khan the most hit Choreographer of the year, after coreographing Munni badnaam hui (Dabbang) and Shila ki jawani (Tees Maar Khan) is going to coreograph a song on Shahrukh Khan in the movie Ra- One.

Recently, there were a lot of rumours of the breaking relationship of Shahrukh and Farah Khan... but this b-town news has proved all the rumours wrong, Shahrukh is too eager to work for Farah and is recently working out to get back his six packs with he would plot on the screen in Ra- One.

After, this breaking news of the b-town, really a lot of people have been proved wrong.

leaving school..means a lot

2010-06-08T16:00:00.000+05:30

hey friends....., all the wayin life people think that we have to go ahead in life leaving the past...but its difficult and needs lot of patience and a hard heart... a light heart might break down....

i have recently left my school...where i read since 4 yrs old till my recent age...

i m filling sick n a different feeling i never felt earlier....

its very hard for me to leave those memories...

Looser's Life

2010-05-08T18:04:00.002+05:30

Whom do you consider a looser??????

One who never succeeds in life.. or one who never tries....
one who fails after succeeding or one who was never that wise....

I don't consider any of them a real looser....
A looser is a person who goes to school... makes no friends, bunks no class, fails never in any subject,never tries to loose to make his friends happy, never proposes a girl, never gets beaten up by girls......
actually who goes to school only to study...

A looser is a person who goes to a job... never makes his collegues friends, never tries to play pranks with them, does not flirt with a female collegues....
actually who goes to office only to earn money..

A looser is a person who in his dying day... has no shoulder to cry on, has no one to cry for him.....
actually who lives just to live...

Thats a Looser's Life

the youth to be entitled the world heavy weight holders

2010-05-08T17:54:00.002+05:30

friends,
this may be discouraging to hear that the youth is or should be entitled the world heavy weight holders....

in the metropolitian cities, the youth now-a-days work out all day long, in schools, colleges, and then in part time businesses... leaving a few rich ones aside..... some do this for time pass.... but the major part because their parents are not well earned enough to fulfill their pocket money needs.....

consider me... i have to attend schools, then tutions.. and then take tutions and go out in others house to repair their computers just to earn my pocket money... because my parents can't fulfill all the money needs i have even if they try their best......

I believe that i am none the less a heavy weight holder to carry on these many things in a day.... its tiring.. it mind bursting....

I wish something could be done for this....

Sms- Emotional

2010-04-30T18:19:00.001+05:30

We never like what we have, we never have what we like, But still we live, love n hope that someday we will get what we love or love what we have.... thats life

My name is khan!! sold out rights of marketing and distribution in 100 crores

2009-07-30T17:31:00.005+05:30

My name is khan is an Shahrukh Khan and Kajol starer new film.

The Story:

Shibani Bhatija is the writer of the story
My Name is Khan is set post 9/11 and focuses on the discrimination Rizwan Khan faces as he is a Muslim.

Rizwan Khan (Shah Rukh Khan) suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome, a type of Autism. He falls in love with a Hindu woman Mandira (Kajol) who is also a single mother living in San Francisco. The terror attacks and how it affects their relationship and life is the theme of the movie.

The movie would be a new place for Shahrukh to show his abilities in acting as it directly deals to it. Shahrukh has never done a movie like this before.

The sell:

The film would have completed shooting but Shahrukh postponed it for Aditya Chopra's Rab ne Bana Di Jodi for which issues also came that Shahrukh was to be ditched from My name is Khan, it has delayed a lot also because Kajol could not give date of continuous work foreign because she could not remain away from her child long.

The film has not yet completed its shooting and Karan Johar has already sold out the rights for distribution and marketing in 100crores!!! (oh ! la ! la ! thats a huge sum of money) to Fox Studios

Thats cause Shahrukh , Kajol, Karan Johar is a formula for any hit film.

So, wait and ofcourse when it releases watch the "My name is Khan"

Latest Hair Styles!!!

2009-07-24T17:17:00.007+05:30

The latest hairstyles of today's world

Dandyism!!!

2009-07-13T18:16:00.006+05:30

Dandyism, it is a very valueable word. A dandy is a person who is interested in his looks his style, and dandyism is the interest ofcourse.

Now a days , Dandy are growing day by day , i too am a dandy(sorry i am a small person), but seriously Shahrukh Khan, Karan Johar, Saif Ali Khan, they latest, youngest Ranbir Kapoor, Shahid Kapoor and many more can be said dandy(s). Their looks make girls crazy and the therefore take care of it.

Dandyism, earlier it didnot had a huge accumulation but now it does. Earlier Macho men didn't need to think about looks and hairs, they just were men, thats it. But now they men too have too look hairstyle, body language, looks, and many more things (leave that).

Dandyism is not bad, but some people believe it to be. How can taking care of the body be bad<>

Well, believe or don't, one must be a dandy!!!!!

From friend to friends!!!!

2009-04-24T18:27:00.003+05:30

We were when together,
we were great friends;
we did lot of pranks
for which we were not trained.

We were when together
many a mistakes we did
which made our friendship
stronger indeed.

We were when together
Life was fun...
Our life were full of
interesting twist and turn...

Then we need not think about h'ven and hell...
We were not blocked in this earthly cell.......

My name is Khan !!!! an experimental film !! may not really be a hit but a excellent film....

2009-03-26T17:00:00.006+05:30

" My name is khan", which is an experimental film... the main theme of the film was that the hero here (Shahrukh) is in addicted of telling his name to everyone and in the mean time he gets attached to a girl (kajol)...

Karan Johar returns to his direction after Kabhi Alvida na kehna in this film....This film is sure to be a terrific movie in the sense of acting, story and caste..........

Although the film has the main role played by King khan (who is a hit proof himself)..... & also the film brings back the beautiful pair of Kajol and Shahrukh on screen after K3G.............. but it may not be able of accumulating audiences
This film actually suffers a lot in the case of luck...

Shahrukh Khan, is suffering from injury that is a common thing to be known.... so he can't do for promotion of the film (....Khan) ....

Also IPL will be taking place in the mean time and we all know the interest of people in films is less than cricket so people might not be interested in buying tickets of film rather than buying tickets of cricket matches......

Facts

2009-03-26T16:45:00.002+05:30

There are two kinds of people in this world....
one who does only one kind of work in the life time..... and one who do every kind of work in the same life time.....

and a fact is that the no of people in 1st category is more....

Therefore i say,

Be exceptional ,
Stay in the few,
Life is great,
u urself make it true........

Attitude-III

2009-03-26T16:26:00.006+05:30

Attitude is the only thing one can show without any motion not even eyes.
A person with attitude problem can't be great

sms- aap ka ana

2009-03-26T16:21:00.002+05:30

Zindagi se mille itne gum ,
har khusi begani lagne lagi,
aap aye zindagi me hamare,
aap hi hamari khusi lagne lagi.

Love is life

2009-03-22T19:04:00.003+05:30

Love is life,
lovers are few,
Love is from
me to U.

Love makes happy,
lover makes sad,
Even though
Love is not bad.

Love can take place,
not only btwn 2,
Love is for rare,
its true.............

I Love U..

sms- yadein

2009-03-22T18:31:00.000+05:30

aaj khulkar keh do humse,
jitni tumhari sikayaten hai,
jane milne wali kab
dobara hamari rahe hai....

sms-ring out man

2009-01-01T16:02:00.000+05:30

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true. Happy New Year!

SMS- for dearest one

2009-01-01T15:48:00.001+05:30

Oh my Dear,

Forget ur Fear,

Let all ur Dreams be Clear,

Never put Tear,

Please Hear,

I want to tell one thing in ur Ear

Happy "NEW YEAR"!

sms- happy new year

2009-01-01T15:46:00.002+05:30

Keep the smile,

leave the tear,

Think of joy,

forget the fear...

Hold the laugh,

leave the pain,

Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

sms-happy new year

2009-01-01T15:41:00.001+05:30

Tom Cruise

Angelina Jolie

Aishwarya Rai

Arnold Jennifer Lopez

Amitabh Bachhan

& think I also..

All the Stars wish u a

Very Happy New Year.

sms-new beginning

2009-01-01T15:26:00.001+05:30

Beauty..

Freshness..

Dreams..

Truth..

Imagination..

Feeling..

Faith..

Trust..

This is begining of a new year!

Ghajini

2008-12-30T14:36:00.003+05:30

Ghajini Aaamir new film has rocked the box office . It is a remake of Memento an English and also a Tamil movie Ghajini has been made before the Hindi version.

The story-

Sanjay Singhania (Aamir Khan), is a rich businessman who owns a cellular phone company named Air Voice. Kalpana (Asin Thottumkal), an advertisement model goes around telling her advertisement crew that she is the love interest of Sanjay, in spite of her having never met him and also goes to the extent of giving an interview about her relationship to a popular magazine. Sanjay happens to hear about this through the media and wants to settle scores with her. On his way, he catches a fleeting glimpse of a young woman (who happens to be Kalpana) helping handicapped children cross a street. It is love at first sight for Sanjay. He moves on to confront Kalpana at her advertisement studio. He is pleasantly surprised to realize that she is the same helpful woman he saw a while ago. He chooses to hide the fact from her that he is Sanjay, calling himself as Manohar. Kalpana eventually falls in love with him.Once, while on a train to Mumbai, Kalpana saves a group of young girls from abuse by a group of goons led by Lakshman (Pradeep Rawat). After a few days, the same goons come to Kalpana's house in order to avenge their embarrassment. Incidentally, Sanjay arrives at the scene and fights off the goons, but during the ensuing fight, Kalpana is murdered. The irony showcased is that Kalpana never finds out that he is Sanjay. Lakshman then strikes the downcast Sanjay on his head severely with a metal rod. Sanjay survives the blow, but acquires anterograde amnesia because of the trauma of his brain injury. At any given time, he does not remember anything that happened more than 15 minutes back, although he frequently has flashbacks of Kalpana's murder. He determines to take revenge on those responsible for Kalpana's death. The rest of the story is about how Sanjay, along with a medical college student Sunita (Jiah Khan), goes about finding Lakshman and the goons.

Rab ne bana di jodi- woh bhi HIT!!!!

2008-12-30T14:08:00.002+05:30

RNBDJ is an Aditya Chopra directed movie. He had directed a movie after 8 years, his last directional movie was Mohobattein. This film is an reincarnation movie as said by the media. NO, no,no it is not a reincarnation movie like OSO.But of the character Raj , which Aditya and Shah Rukh Khan created in the movie DDLJ.

The film is a very earthy romantic film about Shah Rukh Khan who is married to Anushka Sharma and there is a huge age difference between them and they are not what one would call a perfect couple. They are merely stretching their marriage with no real romance in between them. They are two very different people. There’s reality dance show called Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi - which is the main backdrop of the movie. The show is on the lines of popular television show, Nach Baliye.
aparently Anushka wants to take part in the dance competition but she can’t because her husband is old and not hip and happening she fears that if she dances with him, she will lose the show and become the laughing stock among all her friends, who are taking part in the same.
Shah Rukh Khan overhears his wife’s problem and decides to go in for a makeover. He then watches some movies and changes his image completely and comes back to the show and woos Anushka off her feet.
All the way through the dance competition, she keeps falling in love with this new and improved Shah Rukh Khan, without once realising that the man she is dancing with is her real husband.

This is all the way a blockbuster movie and I wish it a good luck.

Yuvvraaj- the most inimitable film this year!

2008-12-30T13:45:00.003+05:30

Yuvvraaj , this film is a nicely projected film but it had failed to attract people to halls & multiplexes. As we know that the director, SUBHASH GHAI, always comes up with new stories. This film also has an extraordinary story track of three brothers.
Story:
Deven Yuvvraaj (Salman Khan) is a struggling singer who signs an agreement with his girlfriend Anoushka’s (Katrina Kaif) father Dr. Banton (Boman Irani) to be a billionaire in only 40 days(wow, i can't imagine of this in my lifetime) . To acquire this wealth, he has to go through an emotional journey of joy and pain with his two estranged brothers Gyanesh Yuvvraaj (Anil Kapoor, plays a lunatic ) and Danny Yuvvraaj (Zayed Khan) who he meets after 12 years. On meeting them, he realizes that they are two individuals who are completely opposite to each other, which makes his task all the more difficult. Who will emerge as the real Yuvvraaj in this musical extravaganza? ‘Yuvvraaj’ is a drama of Money vs. Family A musical treat all the way in Subhash Ghai 's inimitable style

MY REVIEW:
This film could have succeeded in being a hit. The music of the film didnot really entertain the people except the title track though it was an A.R. RAHMAN composition , which was as a result of low publicity of music,this was one of the reasons of the film crashing down.
As we all know that hardwork and sincerity doesnot always make films hit, it also needs luck, which now-a-days Salman is lacking. Which we know as his last 12 films except partner were flop!!.
Dude , you now sincerely need more luck.

Attitude-II

2008-10-31T16:59:00.002+05:30

Friends Attitude should be like a boy I met few days before.
He was participating in a Badminton Championship. He won it.
After winning he was asked what most helped him to win the championship. He replied, " I read a message 'Before you win, feel If I can't who can; and after you win If I can who can't .' I developed this attitude in me"
Hey friends this is attitude.

Facts-III

2008-10-31T16:52:00.001+05:30

One important fact, """"Closed Hands Cannot Give, But Also Can't take""""
Hey friends please understand the depth under it.

SMS- For Girls Only

2008-10-20T17:58:00.001+05:30

ye ladki,

uffff,

ya allah,

itni sundar,

wah wah!!,

itni sexy,

haye!,

itni smart,

oye hoye,

itni mast,

haye main mar janwan

,itni cute ,itni intelligent, itni lovable, aur kitni sweet hai.

" WARNING:IS SMS KE SABHI SHABD KALPNIK HAIN.INKA WASTWIK DUNIYA SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHI HAI.KRIPYA AISI CHIZON PAR DHYAN NA DEIN

Facts - II

2008-10-14T17:11:00.001+05:30

11.. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

12.. The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

13.. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis ofthe liver than men with hair.

14.. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a singlecell.

15.. There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

16.. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon ofwater to a boil.

17.. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.

18.. Your teeth start developing (in your gums) 6 months before you areborn.

19. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they dothe same when you are looking at someone you hate.

20.. Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.

21.. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.

22.. At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact tothe test ... now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to theirnoses as well.

**You did it --** **I KNOW you did !!!!*

Facts - I

2008-10-14T17:10:00.002+05:30

*The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection ofhuman body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designedthe way we were.** ****

1.. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. **
2.. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.
3.. The smallest is the male sperm.
4.. You use 200 muscles to take one step.
5.. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
6.. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
7.. A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.
8.. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
9.. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
10.. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as theEncyclopedia Britannica.

Attitudes are most important- PART I

2008-10-14T16:16:00.002+05:30

Dr Karl Menniger, A psychiatrist, said ..

"Attitudes are more important than facts"

Why is Shahrukh Khan Quiet????

2008-09-05T15:52:00.004+05:30

Hey all, can you guess why is Shahrukh Khan Quiet?

We all know that in the recent days every Actor, Director, anybody says anything about him in the media. Someone says i have dog named Shahrukh , someone says you don't need to be a khan to be the Kinng, some one comments about Phachvi Paas se tez as its Phachvi Fail..

But Shahrukh Khan is quiet, Why?

Is he thinking of giving the answer by his next film or is he trying to do something else.. Well its good that he is quiet because its a saying that 'Dogs bark and Gentle person walks ahead' which matches with this action of Shahrukh..

Ranbir Kapoor

2008-08-22T16:38:00.002+05:30

Ranbir Kapoor

Born : September 28, 1982 (1982-09-28) (age 25)

Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Occupation : Actor
Years active : 2007–present
Awards won : Filmfare Awards ,Best Male Debut2008: Saawariya
Ranbir Kapoor (Hindi: रणबीर कपूर, )

Personal life
Born to popular actors Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Singh, Kapoor is the brother of Riddhima Kapoor. He is the great grandson of Prithviraj Kapoor, and the grandson of actor and filmmaker Raj Kapoor. His uncles are Randhir Kapoor and Rajiv Kapoor, and his cousins include Karisma Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor and Nikhil Nanda.
In a recent interview, Kapoor confirmed his relationship with Deepika Padukone to the media saying, "We've been dating for the past couple of weeks. I am very happy in my relationship with Deepika...I want to be this way all the time

Career
Kapoor made his debut in November 2007 with Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Saawariya opposite newcomer Sonam Kapoor. The film failed to do well at the box office, though he received many positive reviews for his portrayal of the lovesick singer, Ranbir Raj. Critic, Taran Adarsh commented, "Ranbir Kapoor is supremely talented, no two opinions on that. Yes, he looks handsome, but what you carry home is the sincerity in his performance. If that's the [high] level of performance in his debut film, this lad will only make the Kapoor clan proud in years to come. It's a 10 on 10 for this debutante."
As of June 2008, Kapoor is currently awaiting the release of Siddharth Anand's Bachna Ae Haseeno, which released on August 15, 2008. Furthermore, he is filming for two films simultaneously including Rajkumar Santoshi's Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani opposite Katrina Kaif as well as Wake up Sid, where he will be seen with Konkona Sen Sharma.

Awards & nominations
Filmfare Awards
Winner
2008: Filmfare Best Male Debut Award; Saawariya
Star Screen Awards
Winner
2008: Star Screen Award for Most Promising Newcomer - Male; Saawariya

2008: Nokia Future of Entertainment Award

Nominated
2008: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 along with Sonam Kapoor; Saawariya

Zee Cine Awards
Winner
2008: Zee Cine Award for Best Male Debut; Saawariya

IIFA Awards
Winner
2008: IIFA Awards' Best Debutant (Male); Saawariya

Stardust Awards
Winner
2008: Stardust Superstar of Tomorrow - Male; Saawariya

Apsara Film & Television Producers Guild Awards
Winner
2008: Apsara Film & Television Producers Guild Awards' Best Male Debut; Saawariya

Other Awards
2007: Star's Sabsey Favourite Kaun Awards, Sabsey Favourite Naya Hero; Saawariya

2007: HT Café Film Awards, Best Newcomer Award (Male); Saawariya
2008: Reebok Zoom Glam Awards, Glam Debutant (Male); Saawariya

Year Movie Role

2007 Saawariya Ranbir Raj Winner, Filmfare Best Male Debut Award
2008 Bachna Ae Haseeno Raj Sharma Released
2009 Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani Filming
Wake up Sid Announced

SINGH IS KINNG,Akshay's new block buster movie!!

2008-08-14T16:02:00.004+05:30

Akshay Kumar, Akki, as we know is the biggest headline of news in the world of Bollywood.

Now a days , Akki is busy in the promotions of his new blockbuster movie SINGH IS KINNG.

The story of the film is :

Singh Is Kinng revolves around a gang of crooks transformed by a good man and his selfless love for a pretty girl.

Lakhan Singh aka, Lucky (Sonu Sood) is the 'king' of the Australian underworld accompanied by his associates ( the roles of his associates are played by Javed Jaffrey, Neha Dhupia, Manoj Pahwa, Yashpal Sharma, Kamal Chopra and Sudhanshu Pande.)

Far away, in a small village in Punjab, where Lucky was born, there now lives someone more notorious than him - Happy Singh (Akshay Kumar). The village is fed up of his stupidity, which has resulted in a number of hilariously disastrous situations. Out of desperation, they decide to send him on a long trip (that will keep him out of the village for a while!) to bring Lucky back to Punjab, as his despicable deeds were maligning their image in Australia.The happy-go-lucky bumpkin, taking his mission a bit too seriously, embarks on his journey accompanied by his friend, Tony Singh (Om Puri), who hates Happy for dragging him into it.

The high point of his journey is his chance meeting with Sonia (Katrina Kaif) with whom he falls in love, but upon reaching his destination, things take a precarious turn as he runs into a series of comic misadventures, leaving him penniless. He is fortunate to find warmth and affection in an elderly lady (Kirron Kher) who helps him meet Lucky.

In a strange turn of events, an attempt on Lucky's life is foiled by a well-intentioned Happy who fights off the attackers by risking his own life. Following the hilarious altercation, Lucky lands up in hospital paralyzed, and Happy, unexpectedly, finds the tables turned on him when he is expected to assume the role of the new 'kinng'!The series of chaos, shocks and comic misunderstandings that ensue eventually result in redemption and an accidental wedding!

The review of the film:

Its really great movie and also Aksay and katrina are good in movies. Their roles are very difficult but they control their role with a special power, which they have. And now its not a matter that the AKSAY is the real king of BOLLYWOOD. Aksay bhai lage raho

Kismat Konnection!!

2008-07-19T15:23:00.006+05:30

Kismat Konnection is all about Kismat as can be understood by the title. The movie is a return of director Aziz Mirza ( director of Yes Boss, Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman, Chalte Chalte, Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani).

The one difference of this film with the other films of Aziz Mirza is in every film he has been taking Shahrukh Khan in all the lead roles but for the role of Raj Malhotra in Kismat Konnection, Aziz wanted someone about 15 years younger to SRK and Shahid Kapoor was the choose and was roped in; Vidya Balan was signed opposite Shahid in the female lead role. There was a lot of curiosity around the lead pair, for most believed Vidya looked much older to Shahid. So does their chemistry work? Is Aziz Mirza in form after a long break from direction? Is Kismat Konnection worth a watch?

The story of Kismat Konnection…

Raj Malhotra (Shahid Kapoor), an architect was a topper in studies, sports, acting and almost everything in college. His friends believe he would grace the cover of the Times Magazine in 3 years. 5 years pass by and Raj is still struggling for his first big break.

Frustrated with his Kismat, Raj meets Hasina Bano Jaan (Juhi Chawla), who promises to free him from all his worries. Haseena says there is a force that could prove to be his lucky charm; he just needs to recognize it. Enter Priya (Vidya Balan), his lucky charm. Everything that Raj touches with Priya by his side turns into gold. With Priya, Raj believes he can fulfill his dreams. Soon Raj manages to secure his dream contract with Mr Gill (Om Puri), for the construction of a shopping mall. There are 2 issues though, Priya is fighting for the survival of a community centre and the shopping mall is set to be built on the centre…Raj even succeeds in persuading pretty Priya (Vidya Balan) that he's the Messiah who can save her beloved Community Center from destruction. And also opened her eyes to her philandering fiancé (Amit Verma).

Raj even manages to thwart the evil designs of old-college-foe-turned-deadly-professional- enemy Dave Kataria (Manoj Bohra)?
Does this mean that Raj has unwittingly discovered his lucky charm? Has lady luck finally decided to smile on him? Where will his new found kismet ultimately lead Raj? To the height of love or pinnacle of success? Only Kismat Konnection can tell?

Review

Kismat Konnection is a light, simple love story without glitz, glamour and item numbers. The music, of this movie, is wonderful and is being liked by the people. The two songs that are the title track and TUM HI HO songs are both liked by the people very much. Also the chemistry between the lead pair is very good to see and this pair is also at the top of the gossip world.

Aziz Mirza’s previous movies had just the right combination of romance and comedy, but Kismat Konnection lacks both.Except for one moment on the cruise, the love story is filled with dull moments that are neither exciting nor does it make you feel for the characters.
Few striking points in the story, Raj a struggling architect owns a comfortable luxuriously furnished house in Canada, a car along with a super large LCD Television. Not bad for struggler eh? The story in the second half too is hard to digest, especially the character of Boman Irani (Yes, he has a small special appearance).

Shahid Kapoor finally succeeds in looking and acting like Superstars. His dialogue delivery and body language were always similar and compared to the superstar, but here he could be easily mistaken as a almost perfect duplicate. You gotta give it to Shahid though; he manages to quite easily pull off the made-for-SRK role. Yes the role can be said a made for SRK role. Vidya Balan although hotter than her previous movies, needs to look younger. Quite frankly, the forever gorgeous Juhi Chawla looks a few years younger to Vidya!! Talking of Juhi, she’s brilliant in a 10 minute special appearance.

Overall, there is not much in Kismat Konnection that needs a trip to the nearby movieplex. If you want a Aziz Mirza's average movie it is the right choice but it cannot be compared to Aziz Mirza's earlier movies.

At the box-office, a, open week and no release last week would result in a decent opening.
We can not do anything but pray that this movie somehow turns to be Aziz Mirza's best movie and also the biggest hit of the year.

SMS - Kiss ME

2008-07-19T15:06:00.000+05:30

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

kiss...me

Shocked ?

Daro mat KISS means

K > Koi

I > Interesting

S > sms

S > Send karo...,,,,,...

ab to thik hai na ?!

So always KISS me..........
ab to KISS karo..

SMS - what is friendship for

2008-07-19T14:56:00.001+05:30

F riends
R esponsible
I ntelligent
E xciting to be Around
N ice Always
D ependable
S miles a Lot

F riendly Personality
O utstanding
R eally Great Memories

E xcellent Listener
V ery Kind
E njoyable
R emember our friendship

Fear factor India: khatron ke Khiladi: hits tv on 21st of July!!

2008-07-19T14:09:00.003+05:30

Fear Factor India : khatron ke khiladi hits the new tv channel owned by Viacom18 group COLORS on the 21st of July with the host of show as AKKI , AKSHAY KUMAR. Now this show

is going to rock as the khiladi of bollywood is going to host this show.

Fear factor India started earlier in channel Sony Entertainment television but was not so successful so it is to be seen what reaction does Indians give this time with Akki as the host of the show and also it will be real interest to see Akki as tv show host. Akshay kumar is now not an ordinary film star, he is now one of the big superstars of India, who have a large no. of fans. I too is a fan of him, he is the only action hero i like. Akshay's film SINGH IS KINNG is also going to release soon.

Sharing his experience Akshay Kumar, host of 'Fear Factor Khatron Ke Khiladi' said "With something as crazy and exciting like 'Fear Factor Khatron Ke Khiladi' you have got to start at Bangkok. I truly enjoyed being on skate board, straddled between two of the tallest buildings in Thailand - just to give a preview of the show to my viewers. It sounds easy on paper, just take a look for yourself and enjoy the ride with me. You don't have to be a daredevil lover to enjoy this show - it's packed with me of course, but also with love, friendships, deadly stunts and a lot of fun."

This show is a game of mental and physical challenge and its main highlight points are Akshay Kumar is the host and there will be 13 bollywood beauties competing in the show.Yaana Gupta, Aditi Govtrikar, Pooja Bedi, Sonali Kulkarni, Anita Hasnandani, Meghna Naidu, Tapur Chatterjee, Tupur Chatterjee, Nethra Raghuraman, Anjana Sukhani, Dipannita Sharma, Vidya Malvade and Urvashi Sharma.These bollywood beauties are going to compete with each other in this show. The show will be shot entirely in South Africa, over a period of one month and is being produced by Endemol India, one of the finest production houses in India.

Choose haa

2008-06-12T15:56:00.000+05:30

AF - Always friend

BF - Best friend

CF - Close friend

DF - Dear friend

EF - Ever friend

FF - Forever friend

GF - girl friend

HF - Helping friend

IF - Innocent friend

JF - Jovial friend

KF - Kind friend

LF - Lovely friend

MF - Merry friend

NF - Naughty friend

OF - Only friend

PF - Personal friend

QF - Quiet friend

RF - Rare friend

SF - Special friend

TF - Thick friend

UF - Understanding friend

VF - Valuable friend

WF - Wonderful friend

XF - Xcellent friend

YF - Youth friend

ZF - Zabardast friend
so which one would u choose for me......???

SMS-Sorry i torn your shirt

2008-06-12T15:46:00.001+05:30

Nothing is nice

like your heart

How do i say

i torn your t-shirt

SMS- How are you?

2008-06-12T15:38:00.001+05:30

Birds are flying
Sky is Blue
Hello friend
How are you?

SMS- marna jaruri hai

2008-06-10T16:39:00.003+05:30

Hum aapko sataye, humari nadani
Aap humse kafa ho jaye, humari badnasibi
Aap khafa hokar, dur jaye
toh humare liye hoga, marna jaruri

SMS-kyun?

2008-06-10T16:36:00.001+05:30

Yeh Fiza is tarah se kyun mehka rahi hai...
Yeh hawa is tarah se kya gunguna rahi hai...
kya koi hume yaad kar raha hai..
ya ye yuhi hume sata rahi hai..

Says Raj Kumar Gupta!

2008-06-07T13:30:00.001+05:30

Aamir is the most harrowing film I've seen this year. It's also the most outstanding debut an actor and director have made in a long, long time.

Writer-director Raj Kumar Gupta, actor Rajeev Khandelwal and creative producer Anurag Kashyap create a Kafakaesque nightmare that is so plausible that by the end you are hardly breathing. Aamir Ali, a London-returned doctor lands in Mumbai. He comes wearing a tie and a suit and bearing gifts for his family, who will be waiting for him at the airport. But when he finally gets past the immigration and custom officials who check his records twice and open all his luggage because his name is Aamir, he discovers that they are not there. Instead two men hand him a mobile phone and a voice begins to instruct him on a job that he must do if he wants to see his family alive again. What follows is a relentless, brutal journey that ends, as it must, in tragedy. To call Aamir a thriller would be reducing its power and ambition. The film is an statement on the state of the nation and the Indian Muslim. But Gupta doesn't go for easy polemics. Instead, he takes us through the minutiae of lives in areas like Dongri and Behndi Bazar. His camera snakes through dirty lanes and decrepit buildings and even a bathroom in a chawl that is so vile that Aamir throws up when he emerges from it. Which makes the voice on the phone remark: dekha, hamen hagne ki jagah nahin dete toh jeene ki kya denge. This isn't the underbelly of Mumbai. It's the city's beating, living heart that largely remains invisible for people like us. There are a few bumps in the narrative but mostly, the film maintains its claustrophobic tension.

The music and background score by Amit Trivedi is haunting. And remarkably Khandelwal who is in every frame doesn't hit a false note. His bewilderment, helplessness and anger are palpable.

I strongly recommend that you make time for Aamir. It's a horror story that we are all part of.

6th of June, 2008 thinking what.

2008-06-06T16:35:00.008+05:30

This date is very lucky and so everybody is trying to use it.

In the Silver Screen i.e. Television world, three new shows are being launched.

One of them will be hosted by Salu Bhai, Salman Khan, the show is named “10 Ka Dam” in this the questions will be on percentage on the basis of surveys. This show comes with the highest prize money ever in any game show. The prize money is 10crores which one may get after answering 5questions only. This show will be telecasted in Sony Television.

Another show will be telecasted in NDTV Imagine. The show is named “Junoon”; it is another reality show where there will be competition between Filmy, Sufi and Lok Sangeet. Hrithik Roshan is the ambassador of the show. In the first episode he will be seen in the show dancing in all the three kinds of music.

And once again to make thousands of people laugh, the fourth session of “The Great Indian Laughter Challenge” in this show a slight change is made from the earlier three sessions. This show will be judged by Navjot Singh Sidhu and Satrugan Sinha.

In the Golden Screen i.e. Film world, two films are being released.

Sarkar Raj directed by Ram Gopal Verma comes in the cinema halls. This film is starred by the three Bachchans Amitabh Bachchan, Abhisekh Bachchan & Aishwarya Rai Bachchan. The future of all the members of the crew of this film is dependent of this film. In the past few years, Ram Gopal Verma has directed many films but he had not got any good response. Again Amitabh Bachchan has also not got any nice roles. In the film the role of Sarkar is played by Amitabh Bachchan, Shankar’s by Abhisekh Bachchan.
Sarkar Raj is an intense political drama and is essentially a study of power; it explores the politics of development and takes a fresh look at the tradition versus modernity debate.When Anita Rajan (Aishwarya Rai - Bachchan), CEO of Sheppard power plant, an international Company, brings a power plant proposal to set up in rural Maharashtra before the Nagres, insightful Shankar (Abhishek Bachchan) (READ MORE..)

Aamir is another film that is coming on the screen. Rajiv Khandelwal is starring in the film. This film is of a man who after living three years in foreign comes to India and his problems arise one by one after stepping in the country. Rajiv in his TV career had a romantic image but he had tried a typical role in his debut movie.

These where in the TV and Films but on the same day IIFA Awards are being held too..

ShahRukh Khan works together with Priyadarshan!!

2008-05-29T16:26:00.006+05:30

For the first time in his career, Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan is set to work with Priyadarshan .

SRK will soon start shooting for Priyadarshan’s film Billoo Barber. A Red Chillies Entertainment venture, the film also stars Irrfan Khan in the title role. Billoo Barber is an adaptation of the story of friendship between Krishna and Sudama.

Our well-placed source from Red Chillies Entertainment says, “Billoo Barber is a story based on the relationship between Krishna and his childhood friend Sudama. Priyadarshan is adapting this story of friendship between two friends - one rich and the other a poor villager - in a completely new avatar. Here SRK represents Krishna, he plays an actor. On the other hand Irrfan Khan represents Sudama and plays a village barber. The two are friends from school who grow up and drift until they meet again.”

SRK will be seen romancing three different ladies including Kareena Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra and Deepika Padukone. He has already begun shooting with Kareena but is in talks with Deepika and Priyanka.

For the second female lead opposite Irrfan, Priyadarshan is scouting for a powerhouse performer, someone like Smita Patil. According to our source Ameesha Patel and Tabu are being considered for the second lead. Adds the source, “Shah Rukh will take the final decision about the cast.”

Billoo Barbar is Priyadarshan’s 75th film and is rather reluctant to let us in with more on the film He says, “It’s too early to give out details about Billoo Barber. Red Chillies will make an official announcement at the right time.”

SMS-Aapse shuruwat kare..

2008-05-24T16:28:00.000+05:30

Socha kisi aapne se baat kare, Apne kisi khaas ko yaad kare, Kiya jo faisla, subhkamnaye dene ka, dil ne kaha kyu na Aapse shuruwat kare…

SMS-I Love You!!

2008-05-24T16:23:00.000+05:30

Luv doesn’t ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine.
Luv doesn’t ask where r u from? Luv only says live in my heart.
Luv doesn’t ask what u does. Luv only says u make my heart beat,
Luv doesn’t ask y r u far away? Luv only says u r always wid me,
Luv doesn’t ask do u luv me? Luv only says I LOVE YOU!!!

SMS-Mohabat ko....

2008-05-24T16:18:00.000+05:30

Mohabbat ko majburi ka nam mat dena, Haqiqat ko hadso ka nam mat dena, agar dil mein pyar ho kisi ke liye, to use dosti ka nam mat dena…

SMS- Pyaar se pyari...

2008-05-24T16:16:00.000+05:30

Pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti… Kami apno ki kabhi poori nahi hoti… Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hain, nazro se door hona koi doori nahi hoti…

SMS-Naam apka aya

2008-05-24T16:12:00.000+05:30

Jab bhi khayal aya to apka aya, ankhen bndh ki toh khwab apka aya, socha yaad karu khuda ko pal do pal, par hoth khule to naam apka aya…

SMS-Dil ki Condition

2008-05-24T16:06:00.000+05:30

Is dil ki hain ek condition, jisme nahin hai kisi ki permission, Sirf aap ka hain admission who bhi bina donation and just maintain good relation…

SMS-make enemies friend!!

2008-04-12T17:42:00.002+05:30

Give thousand chances to Ur enemy 2 bcom Ur FRIEND Bur never give single chance to Ur friend 2 bcom Ur ENEMY

Happy Birthday Jokibuz...

2008-04-09T16:57:00.002+05:30

Jokibuz , what is this word, this word that i have originated is jokes + buisness... it is a site both for some news and entertainment ...

Hurrah ,

Jokibuz have completed one year on 10th April 2008 ... this is a very happy news..... celebrate this day with jokibuz by giving your comments on this blog is this a

good site

not a good site

thanks for visiting this site and also for making this site lie for one year it is because of you and for you from me....

SMS-think of it

2008-03-23T15:42:00.001+05:30

Pray to God to bless u with what u deserve, not with what u desire. As Ur desires may be much lesser than what u deserve…

SMS-A nice thought:-

2008-03-23T15:37:00.001+05:30

Problem is just d distance between d expected & d reality... So either Expect less or Accept d reality & d problem is no more…

SMS- Enjoy

2008-03-23T15:33:00.001+05:30

I’ve opened an account 4u at the universal bank of God’s blessings & deposited 365 days full of LOVE FAITH JOY FULFILMENT. Enjoy withdrawing them….

SMS-kisko dekha

2008-03-23T15:31:00.001+05:30

Aankhon ke kinare bhige nahi.. to wo samjte haike hum roye nahi..

Puchte hain kal sapne me kisko dekha.. Wo kya jane ke hum ek arse se soye nahi…

SMS-Don't be dishearted

2008-03-23T15:25:00.001+05:30

Winning horse doesn’t knw y he is in the race, it runs bcoz of beating and pains.

Life is a race, God is d rider, so whnevr its pain den think God wants U 2 win….!

SMS-wishing good luck sms

2008-03-23T15:18:00.001+05:30

My wishes are silent but true, Every where they follow you.

Luck is yours, wihses are mine.

May your future always shine…

SMS-msg aaya hai!!!

2008-03-23T15:16:00.001+05:30

Ghatao se aaj chand sharmaya hai

Fizao me aaj naya rang chaya hai

Aur aap hai ki ab tak khamosh baithe hai,

Ab to muskuraiye mera msg jo aaya hai

SMS-gud morning

2008-03-23T15:14:00.001+05:30

Moon ne Bandh ki “Lighting”,

Sun ne Shuru ki “Shining”,

Murge ne di “Warning”,

Ke ho gayi hai “Morning”,

To phir hum Bhi bol de “Gud Morning”

SMS-think on it

2008-03-23T15:12:00.001+05:30

Be “bold” when u loose and be “calm” when u win because Life is a foot print which cannot be Duplicated so make the best Impressions of it…….

SMS-good quote

2008-03-23T15:10:00.002+05:30

Chanakya’s quote: “Don’t be too honest because straight trees are cut first, honest people are blamed first” Be flexible and get great things.

Jokes 62-do you do anything

2008-03-23T15:05:00.001+05:30

If u don't eat pan don't smoke, dn't hav liquor, dnt have girl frndm dnt play cards.

then visit our website: www.paida-kyun-huwa-saale.com

Jokes 61-dhanya raho (be grateful)

2008-03-23T15:00:00.002+05:30

Gurur votka,

gurur wishky,

gurur devo cocktail namah

Gurur sakshat desi ka pawa,

Tasme shri beare namah

Bhagwan Aapko sada tunn rakhe!

Jokes 60-Rabert.....

2008-03-23T14:53:00.002+05:30

Rabert-Boss! Ap ko kaun si 3chiz sabse jyada pasand hein

Boss-Ek Mona, Dusra Sona, aur teesra mona ke sath sona !!

Shocking budgets this year!

2008-03-01T16:18:00.002+05:30

Hey this year both Railway Minister (Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav) & Finance Minister (Mr. Chidambaram) has surprised the public or say tried to convience the public by their budgets......

In the Rail Budget the minister had lessen the fares , started new Karib Rath and other trains, given more consessions and other facilities like developing the toilets and other things...

And in the Finance Budget the Minister had lessen the amount of tax, by which the public will gain more, He also reduced tax on Cars, packaged milk, cream, etc. , instant tea, coffee, etc.....

Now this is done to gain public confidence......... it is to be seen that what will be the result of all this activities..........

Jokes 59-jhut bol na hain aasan !!!!

2008-02-25T22:09:00.001+05:30

Santa Banta ko 3 bomb mile

Santa : Police ko dene chale.

Banta: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaye toh?

Santa: Jhooth bol denge ke 2hi mile the!

SMS-Sharafat ke sath samjhe

2008-02-25T21:56:00.001+05:30

Muhabbat karo Ibadat k sath , Pyar karo Sachai k sath...

Dosti karo hamare sath.. Sms pad liya..

Chalo ab reply karo sharafat ke sath!!

Examination and Students

2008-02-09T17:39:00.000+05:30

When we hear utterances like “I could not make a revision”, “Have you finished the course?” “That formula is hard to remember”, etc. We know that examinations are round the corner. If any student is asked what caused him or her greatest anxiety at school or at home, the answer, quite expectable, will be “exams”.

Whenever examination comes it causes trauma in the minds of the students. They cannot eat, sleep or study peacefully. They bear some sorts of fear discouraging thoughts such as, unable to perform well in the examination, a tough question paper etc.

Come to think of it, it need not be and should not be like this. After all, examination is not an end in itself but a means t assess how much one has learnt, imbibed, inculcated of the lessons taught during the course of an academic year. The basic purpose of any education or excel in the examination but to inform to give skill, to impart knowledge and to open the doors of a student’s mind for a sustained intellectual development. One may excel in an exam, but what purpose it would serve if he or she cannot relate the knowledge acquired to the real world, if he or she cannot thing beyond those words found in the books or notes given by the teacher. Certainly this forfeits the very purpose of education, threatening to make the entire exercise of “schooling” a meaningless exercise. Unfortunately, this is what is happening in our society for majority of the students. The process of learning is becoming increasing a drudgery under taken solely for the passing or doing wall in the “demonic” examination held at the end of the term.

But one should keep in mind that the present century may be termed as an era of knowledge bases mastery. A glamorous certificate or diploma has no significance in this era. There is no value of the so called certificate of knowledge even knowledge has no value of it is not applied efficiently. Only the individuals and groups of the kind having applied knowledge are shown importance. Therefore, appearing in any examination held based on a small, fragmented and in many cases irrelevant syllabus and passing at this cannot be objective of education.

We come across, in our daily life, many students with 75-85% marks, who do not study anything “out of syllabus” and that which are not asked in the examinations. Many are found having limited general knowledge. The World Cup Football, Olympics, Human Cloning, DNA and Genetics, Global Warming etc. are few words commonly used during conversation. Ignorance of these issues is not a sign of an educated person. Here it is not meant that one should not study according to syllabus for an examination. It is the duty of every student to study regularly and to concentrate on their syllabus for an examination is not nearing. However, attention only to question and answers of text books would lead student to difficult situations in future. Therefore, they should particularly try to know and ask questions from day to day life concerning home, society and nature.

Finally, I would like to say that one can achieve success in examination if one keeps a balance between his course of curriculum and the knowledge about external world. If one sticks only on textual knowledge without paying any heed to the affairs of the external world, one might achieve success in examination but not in day-to-day life which demands a lot for applied knowledge. Lastly, we should always keep in mind that “Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently”. So we must try to do things in a different way than others and success will surely kiss our feet one day.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today!!!!!

2008-02-04T17:44:00.000+05:30

“Procrastination” said William Shakespeare “is the thief of time.” Postponing an action is like defeating its very purpose or delaying or weakening the results that is supposed to yield. According to an old saying “For want of a nail, an empire was lost”. It is said that a rider carrying a message during wartime was careless. He knew that a nail had fallen off from his horse’s hoof. His immediate task should have been to stop his journey midway and get the nail fixed up properly. But, instead, he preferred to continue his journey because in his opinion, a missing nail from the horse’s hoof would not make much difference to the speed of the horse. The horse galloped on for sometime before it stopped on account of pain. Another nail had fallen off. But the rider was still not bothered. He galloped on. Soon, the horse fell down; it had become lame. It refused to get up and gallop further. The message was not delivered in time to the General, to whom it had been urgently addressed, requisitioning reinforcement on the war front. As a result, the forces lost. A whole empire was lost because the rider did not take immediate action in getting the nail on the horse’s hoof fixed, never postpone our assigned tasks. The delay or postponement may lead to disastrous results.

This applies especially to students like us. We should not postpone today’s studies to the next day, or some other time. This way the work would accumulate to such an extent that the very thought of doing it would frighten us, with the result that at the time of examinations, we would not be adequately prepared. This is the bane of students today. They keep postponing their preparation for the examination till the last moment. Consequently, their performance leaves much to be desired. Those, who work regularly and do not postpone their assigned task, come out with flying colours in any test or examination.

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today”, should be kept in mind as a golden maxim. If all of us keep this in mind, there would be no delays or hold ups in our town of our town of our fellow beings’ live.

Jokes 58-can you stop laughing

2008-02-04T17:41:00.001+05:30

Poor Man: Lord, is it true that to you a thousand years is like a second?

God: Yes, that’s true.

Poor Man: And it is also true that to you a thousand crores is like a paisa?

God: Yes, that’s so.

Poor Man: Then, Lord, could you give me a thousand crores?

God: Yes, in a minute.

*******

A police officer caught a young street goonda for beating up another.

Police officer: You are charged under section 324 and IPC… (physical injury)

Goonda: ‘Sir, I am young. Kindly reduce the offence from sec 324 of IPC to something lower.’

Police officer: ‘I will do whatever possible. All right, I’ll reduce it by 17 and charged Sec.307 of IPC (serious injury)

Goonda: ‘Can’t you make it a little lower?’

Police officer: Could, instead of reducing it by 17, I could reduce it by 22 and charge you under Sec. 302’

Goonda: ‘May Hazoor live long!’

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2008-01-29T17:43:00.000+05:30

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Jokes 57-Love Letter

2008-01-29T15:35:00.001+05:30

My dear fair & lovely (Ek chand ka tudka). You are my TVS scooty(first love) and also my Aiwa (Pure Pasion) I am always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are Sansui ( Better than the best).

You are my MC Dowell's (Mera No. 1) I believe in Freshiya (Gorepan se jyada khoobsoorti ka wada) and you are the most beautiful in this world.I think of you day and night when you give one and only one smile you are Dominols Pizza ( Delivering a million smile perday) for me.

This is Colgate Energy gel (seriously fresh) feeling for me I would like you to be my life partner. I know you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI Bajaj Kaliber (The Unshakable) and also amy father who is Ceat (Born Tough). But don't worry i am also Fordicon (The josh machine) and rest of my family members are KELVINATOR (the coolest one).

IF they will say no then we will run away and Phillips (make things better).They will feel Mirinda ( Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage) and we all Coca Cola (Jo chahe ho jaye,coca cola enjoy)
Trust me God who is Nokia (Connecting people) those who love each other.And we are Wills (made for each other) we will be Hero Honda (leading the way of love in our life) then our life will be Bolero ( Break free).

Now, Hyundai (we are listening) the song of love,you must know the love is Dairy milk (the real test of life) Park(always comfortable)and also amul(The real taste of India) and also too me your life is Home Trade(fife means more)

Lg (Digitally yours)

Jokes 56-Kabar kiski ????

2008-01-25T16:47:00.001+05:30

Subah teri-shyam meri ho,

Din tera-raat meri ho,

Hasi teri-udasi meri ho,

Aur jab maut aaye to dost kabar teri aur usme LAASH

O hello, teri hi ho! Meri kyu ho?

Jokes 55-Sita, Saas se bacho !!!!!

2008-01-25T16:41:00.001+05:30

SITA ke vanvaas jane me bahut badi seekh hai, SITA ke vanvaas jane me bahut badi seekh hai… ghar me jab 3-3 saas ho to…. Jungle hi thik hai..

Jokes 54-Sharab piyo boss !!!!

2008-01-25T16:37:00.001+05:30

Doodh me UREA, Mineral water me CAUSTIC SODA, Cola me PESTICIDE, Cadbury me KEEDE, Pani bhi KHARAB, safe bachi hai sirf SHARAB!!! Piyo sir utha ke….

Jokes 53-Exide -- ya dono side!!!

2008-01-25T16:32:00.001+05:30

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne poocha EXIDE ki lagaun? Sardar Bole: Bar bar kaun aaega? Dono side ki lagade

Jokes 52-clothes

2008-01-25T16:21:00.002+05:30

Professor : Rajesh, if anybody is bathing in a river where should he keep his face?
Rajesh : Sir, He should keep his face towards his clothes!!!!

Jokes 51-Elephant - ant !!!!

2008-01-25T15:48:00.001+05:30

Teacher : Sudesh, what is the difference between a elephant and an ant?
Sudesh : If an ant be on a elephant the elephant will not die, but if a elephant be on the ant it will die !!!!!

One Lakh's Car-Tata Nano !!!!!

2008-01-10T13:46:00.001+05:30

Ratan Tata's ambition of a cheap car came true on 10.01.2008 also fulfilling the dream of million peoples who wanted a car but could not afford more than an maximum of 1,50,000.
Tata company has introduced a Tata Nano (worth Rs. 1,00,000) with taxes it will Rs. 1,25,000/- only which is not much. It is also stated pollution free, a diesel car, 20km/ltr., 4-5 persons capability, 8% smaller than Maruti 800, but it is 21 % bigger from inside than Maruti 800. It is released in three colours Red, Yellow, White. It will be providing AC facilty too.

It will be seen that how much popular it will be when it comes in daily life use.

Jokes 50-Human Pigs

2008-01-05T17:01:00.001+05:30

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Jokes 49-Old Car is the best

2008-01-05T16:59:00.001+05:30

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

Jokes 48-check book

2008-01-05T16:57:00.001+05:30

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.

Business

2008-01-05T16:54:00.000+05:30

“Business has 2 seasons—Slack and busy”

Jokes 47-The math teacher vs tv channels !!!!!!

2008-01-05T16:53:00.002+05:30

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

Jokes 46-how to die

2008-01-05T16:51:00.001+05:30

1. Have a cigar daily - you will die10 years early.

2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.

3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!

Jokes 45-Nurse-Doctor !!!!!!!

2008-01-05T16:50:00.001+05:30

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Ambition

2008-01-05T16:48:00.000+05:30

“What U wanna to be is more important than what U are”

Attitude

2008-01-05T16:47:00.000+05:30

1. “Your attitude is a little thing , but it makes a big difference”

2. “Smile and the world smiles with U

Cry and U cry alone”

STYLEWISE

2008-01-05T16:29:00.000+05:30

12 Ways to check your Style Quotient

Are you following yours favourite style icon?
Is your ensemble in sync with international trends
Are you shy of trying a new look? Don’t be!
Combine comfort with chutzpah.
Are all accessories- cufflinks, tie-pins, etc in place?
Does your outfit compliment your complexion?
Are your clothes clean and neatly ironed?
Are your shirts and pants color coordinated?
Do you clothes exude quality and make you feel confident?
You cannot be a penny-pincher if you want fine threads!
Are you aptly dressed for the occasion – formal, casual or semi – formal?
You know you’ve got the style when you get second glances and compliment! Well done!

FASHION KEYS!!!!

2008-01-05T16:27:00.000+05:30

Ensure that your clothes are clean and ironed
Choose well-tailored garments
Keep your style ever-evolving and singular
Experiment with fashion
A vintage touch (say, lustrous cuff-links) lend style

Jokes 44-COMPUTER LOVE STORY !!!!!

2008-01-05T16:25:00.002+05:30

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo

Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitani files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao

Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai

Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main bikte hai

Roz raat aap mere sapne main aato ho

Mere pyar ka mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai

Par bicch main tere baap ka virus aa jataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar

Hamaare dil ke site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apne insult ka badalaa dekho kaise loonga

Jaaneman tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga

Aapke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye

Do PC judte judte hang ho gaye

Aap jaise ke liya dil ko cut diya karte hai

Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style

Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file.

Jokes 43-Defination of KISS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-01-05T16:23:00.002+05:30

Here's how the professors of different subjects define the same word Kiss in different ways

Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

2. Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the just a position of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistic: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Comp. Science: What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable
Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Jokes 42-HATE LETTER !!! Or LOVE LETTER!!

2008-01-04T15:32:00.001+05:30

Read this "HATE letter." It is so funny and creative.

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship......and so... the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.

1 “The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grow every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this, your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me, you have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to

"READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read

1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers)

So, please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet.

Jokes 41-The Multiplication of Suppandi

2008-01-02T17:19:00.004+05:30

A Little Suppandi Tale

During Class One Day-

Teacher: When we multiply anything with 2 it is doubled.

Suppandi: Hmm

When Suppandi went home

Father: We have 1computer but now I want 2

Suppandi started writing x 2 all over the Computer

Father: What are you doing?

Suppandi: Wait father, I will multiply it with 2.

Father: Gawk!

Solve these puzzles

2008-01-02T17:19:00.003+05:30

Through his enquiries Sherlock Holmes was able to bring about the arrest of james march for the poisoning of four guests in the lounge of the Windsor hotel In each case a poison had been added to their drinks. The four guests Mr. Presley, Mr. Bolton, Mr. McLean and Mr. Leannon, despite receiving medical attention , died as a result of the evil man’s actions.

From the following information can you deduce what each the four men was drinking identify the poison administered to each?

1. Mr. Presley drank brandy, but he wasn’t poisoned with strychnine nor acontine.

2. Mr. Mclean didn’t drink wine , nor was he poisoned with cyanide.

3. The person who drank gin was poisoned with strychnine.

4. The person poisoned with arsenic drank wine , not port.

5. Mr. Bolton had lunch with the wine drinker.

6. It was either Mr. Lennon or Mr. Mclean who drank port.

Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson and Inspector Les all met at a fashionable restaurant for a meal and to discuss a case they were presently working on. From the following can you deduce what each of them had for the main course and their dessert?

1. Holmes didn’t have the steak or the fruit pie.

2. The person who had the chicken didn’t follow that with cheese and biscuits.

3. It was the person who had the steak , not the person who had the fish , who also had the ice cream.

4. Les never had the ice cream

In a case three boys helped Holmes after finishing the case Holmes gave 18silver coins to the boys in such a way that steven had 2 coins less than john , while john had 1 more than tom .

Solve it

Answers of Puzzle

1. Name Drink Poison

Mr. Lennon Wine Arsenic

Mr. Presley Brandy Cyanide

Mr. Bolton Gin Strychnine

Mr. Mclean Port Aconitine

2. Name main course Dessert

Holmes fish cheese & Biscuits

Watson steak Ice cream

Les Chicken Fruit pie

3.Steven five coins, John Seven coins, Tom Six coins

Jokes 40-jay-vijay!!!!!!

2008-01-02T17:17:00.002+05:30

Jai: Vijay, tomorrow in the running race I want to come first. But I cannot run fast.

Vijay: Then you don’t have to trouble about it. I will let my dog to bite you, you will automatically run fast.